1. georgetakei:

    Zombies can be so disarming.

    Source: That’s Messed Up

     

  2. "Because Mommy is forever.
    It’s such a powerful name. Mommy means “I trust you.” Mommy means “you will protect me.” Mommy is for shouting when you need someone dependable and for laughing with when you are excited; Mommy is for crying on and cuddling with when you are sad or giggling and hiding behind when you are embarrassed. Mommy is the fixer of boo-boos and the mender of broken hearts. Mommy is a comfort place, a safe place. Mommy means you are mine and I am yours and we are family."
    — Katie Davis (via jessirynn)

    (via lydieslittlefamily)

     
  3. buzzfeed:

    We need these Parks And Rec emojis immediately.

     

  4. flyfella:

    superwhomerlock-feels:

    the-winbreasters:

    THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD
    THEY JUST WANTED TO FIND THEIR DAD

    And we all know which fandom that belongs to

    Nemo =’(

     
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  6. drinkwithmegrantaire:

    Charles Clymer is my favorite twitter person. (x)

    (via lydieslittlefamily)

     

  7. kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

    (via after1850)

     

  8. lipsitck:

    When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

    (via makeshitgoboom)

     
  9. unamusedsloth:

    Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

    That 10K?

    (via 2000ish)

     

  10. "When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports."